Black Buccaneer Tales Chapter 1 Remake script

thumb|right|116px|Harker vs Truemenancethumb|100px|right|To the armory!thumb|100px|right|Battle of the Black Chariotthumb|100px|right|end credits( Scene showing tombs )

( Sub - titles: The Dead Life's Finale resting place....

( Flash and scene: Until The vile jolly roger ventured in...

Cursed in a poker game with jack and the witchdoctor........

Man 1: With Barbossa Dead, Ha Who's in control of the pearl now eh?

Man 2: Shhhhh! He's coming in!

Man 1: Who?

Man 2: Let me tell you about him......

( Screen flashes )

Sub - titles: The Legend says one of a Captain's First mate will rise from the dead.....

Rosen from the mysterious old raven cove, The One who will save the caribbean in its darkest of dark days.....

The one who gives even the French and spanish to stop their wars and make peace. The One That The Undead want Dead Still. The One Buccaneers Admire..... That one is.....

Black buccaneer.

{ clips from the future show they burst and show intro sequence

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Captain Harker: Ahahaha Look here! I be need of a crew to revive the silly old tale man. He's a good one to trile with but not his soul nay nay.... His Personal Effects!

Pirate 1: You won't lay a hand on him!

( They fight )

Black buccaneer: So you be lookin for me ( string on spanish guitar plays)

Pirate 1: Well Uh......

Harker: HAHAHAHAHA Why don't ye go back to sleep you vile fool!

( He shoots The Pirate Knocked out and shoots harker in chest| Harker bleeds )

Harker: Why You devil!

Black buccaneer: Now if i can get a crew here? Listen up! I be needing a crew to rescue what i beholded for my captain, Herberto, El patron

( Random chat sound effect )

Man 3: So what Why us why don't you take that pistol and do your own dirty....|( followed by a pistol shot from black buccaneer.

Black buccaneer: anyone else want to mouth off?

everyone expect harker: Nay!!!

Black buccaneer: Then lets get a move on, gather your little sloops make way to Tortuga!

( Black out )

Vile Pirate 1: Sir, not to disturb you but.... He's back alive.

Truemenace: So quickly.... Well he won't have the Chariot in his hands again. As i won it in our poker match.

Vile pirate 1: But sir!!!!

Truemenance: do you want me to take you to my gardens of hate, i will devour you... UNdead!

Vile pirate 1: Righ....

Truemenance: Ugh i hate messangers| Followed by a instant pistol shot killed to vile pirate 1

Truemenance: Wha?!

Harker: Welcome back!

Truemenance: What do you want brother

Harker: I want your help taking down Black Buccaneer

Truemenance: I'm listening

Harker: We'll lead him to the headstone at padres, He won't suspect a thing once he is in the gouge we kill him!

truemenance: Its a plan then!

( Crew comes to the upper deck undead )

Truemenace: Goodbye harker AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Get em boys!

Harker: you know a man comes with a plan....

( about 4 men hop aboard on each side 2x2| Harker vs truemenance plays aka mutiny.

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Undead 1: Ready to face death.......

Man 4: Sure am.............

( They circle each other)

Truemenance: Stop Staring and get to work kill em all!

( They start to fight|

Black buccaneer: there they are! Hurry!

Man 5: Hurry sir its raining!!!!!!!

Black buccaneer: Afraid to get wet!

Quartermaster: aye aye sir! | He shoots man 5 off deck

Black buccaneer: Shoot the Grapple hooks!

Harker: Don't dare come aboard you Traders!

Black buccaneer: Shut it Harker!( followed by| Whats that noise? \ Black turns around and goes closer to the quarters and hears someone fussing.

Blackbuccaneer: Quiet down there can't hear us arguing?!

Harker: Truemenance, bind our men!

\Undead and pirates hop aboard black's ship |

Black buccaneer: Hoist your Bravery throw em off deck!

Everyone on blacks side: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\ Followed by a battle|

Black: get down their Harker!

{ They both battle }

( A Thunder bolt is heard|

Truemenance: Enough of this! Do You know who i am Buccaneer of the weakest ancients. I am a harkaway when the anchor is risen, I am more feared then that old Blackbeard, Don't forget it. Harker, You come aboard my ship attempting a mutiny.... I cannot believe you!!!!!!! men unleash your fury!

Pirates: AHHHHHHH

{ Undead uses voodoo and staffs on them

Black: Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harker: Don't be dumb its in his name! True menance!

Black: Don't blame me for yer mutiny!

Truemenance: Your crew is mine now, As they are going under the effect of being undead..... Men take harker and his pet into the prison holds.

Black: We have to find a way out of here harker.....

Harker: Lets see only 3 scabs in here!

Black: Close enough now we need some personal effects.

{ Navy man is sleeping| Black picks up a grenade and hits him on the head.

Harker: Your amusing, to the armory!

Jail pirate 1: You sure its this way?

Harker: are you sure your not stupid?

Black buccaneer: Don't worry mate he's referring to himself

Harker: Would like to go back to your grave?

Black buccaneer: Tell me when you see one, so i can burry you inside one, cause your breath smells like the undead's rotting teeth bah!

Harker: arghhh lets just get a move on!

Undead 3: Aye stop right there!

Undead 4: aren't we suppose to fire and curse them like the boss said?

Undead 3: How am i suppose to know you served them!

Undead 4: Well excuse you! I am the person who cursed you and took your shifts!

Undead 3: liar!

Undead 4: Hey pirates your better get back in the jails, No Pirates are allowed on this deck!

Black: Well ill tell you when i see some....

{ Harker and black sweep them and jump to the lower deck|

Undead 5: Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quartermaster: Its black! Help over here captain!

Black: I'm coming!

Harker frees his men

Harker: Get those dogs!

Black: Here use this!

{ Undead attack both factions

Undead 6: Truemenance the prisoners freed themselves!

Truemenance: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harker: Ram this ship into driftwood you bilge salty cockroaches!

Pirate 6: Aye aye captain!

Truemenance: Noooooo noooo nooooooo!

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{ Black walks across the doors of the captain's quarters.

Truemenance: Hahaha Look here boys!

Black: I'm a Buccaneer not a boy mate, your a boy

Truemenance: Nay i am captain truemenance a pirate who practices voodoo and the arts of raising the undead.

Black:There's a bit of kelp on your shoulder.

True menance: GET IT OFF THEN!

Black: Aye aye...... { Black grabs the sword|

Truemenance: now lets get to the fighting.....

Black: Looks like your effects are on my side now.

Truemenance: you devil! How did you?

Black: Never too late to learn mate!

Fat undead quartermaster: HAHAHAHA Once i'm done with you ill chop you in pieces and eat you like sushi!

Black: Good luck with that!

Harker: men fire at the buccaneer!

Undead pirate 7:Sir he's gone!

Truemenance takes one of harkers swords.

{ They battle }

Harker: I believe your undead wrath upon the seas is over! /smile

Quartermaster: Now buccaneer!

{ Black shoots harker then harker stabs truemenance in the chest|

Harker: as of planned.

Truemenance: You forget.... The chariot has the Black Horses curse..... Chariot.... To Driftwood!

Harker: oh that won't work the sword needs to be plunged to steer black has it.

Harker: Your dead....

Black: Wait a minute... I think it might of been the other way, I shot you harker which got you forever venomed

Then Truemenance took a bit of the blood with venom and you stabbed him with your sword, so his sword also is in you....

Harker: What the devil......

Truemenance: trickister devil!

Black: Oh mates forgive me your undead crew is revived i couldn't let you ambush me on padres. Take this as a thank you.

{ The sea starts to turn the ship around in circles}

truemenance and harker disappear in the teleport way.

Quartermaster: They're dead......

Black: Thats right no one cannot trick me mate.

Quartermaster: So What now....

Black: Bring me that horizon..... Yo-ho-ho a pirates life for me.....

{ credits play }

{ ending credits scene}

Spanish officer: My lord chris swordbones has arrived!

officer: sir something dire has happened...

Chris: Hmmm?

Officer: Black buccaneer is back....

Chris: interesting...... Send all my troops out looking for him....

{ video ends }

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